I can't stand the tangy taste of Miracle Whip.
But hey, it's a free country, so if you like it go ahead and serve it.
However, if you try to pass it off as delicious mayonnaise it will piss Jim Davies off.
I have sent back several sandwiches, pita sandwiches and wraps because I ordered mayo and the dipshit salesperson squirts Miracle Whip on it.
Here's a very short open letter to restaurants worldwide (but especially in Canada):
Do not try to pass off Miracle Whip as mayonnaise.
Shitdog!
2 comments:
Thank you!
For my entire childhood we had miracle whip instead of mayonaise. When I went away and did my own grocery shopping I discovered actual, far superior mayo. My mom wouldn't believe me it was different. I literally had to make her do a blind taste test before she admitted it!
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